I don't mean to alarm you, but I thought you should know that I visited Myron today for a meeting and your friend Hannah answered the door. She wasn't very clothed.
And high as fuck on who knows whatOr very sober. At ten in the morning.
I know she must be having a hard time right now, but I'm not sure Myron Wagtail is a good way to deal with the problem.
It would appear that I ended my engagement last night.
My head. My fucking head. Um.Hello.
Well congratulations, hero of the hour. You may have just saved your career.
We need to do a better job monitoring clients on these journals so we can stop them before they do idiotic things.
Just checking in that you have everything for the bridal shower and hen night sorted, darling! Wouldn't want anything to fall through the cracks.
Private to Astoria
Stella and Portia are making me so rich that I could almost say 'sod my parents' and let myself get disowned but--
Might I offer a bit of friendly advice?