Mar. 10th, 2015

Sasha Capper for [info]helgashillmod
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May. 27th, 2014

Twenty-Seventh of May

Private to Ernie
I don't mean to alarm you, but I thought you should know that I visited Myron today for a meeting and your friend Hannah answered the door. She wasn't very clothed. And high as fuck on who knows what Or very sober. At ten in the morning.

I know she must be having a hard time right now, but I'm not sure Myron Wagtail is a good way to deal with the problem.

May. 2nd, 2014

Second of May.

I don't want to do this I don't want to do this I don't want to do this

As most of you have heard by now, Blaise Zabini was killed passed away yesterday here in Helga's Hill. I've spoken with his mother and she would like you all to know that a service will be held in Surrey though the date and time have yet to be determined. If you have questions regarding details it might be better to direct them to me rather than to Mrs Zabini, though I'm sure your sympathies and thoughts would be appreciated.

Apr. 29th, 2014

Twenty-Ninth of April.

Private to Daphne
It would appear that I ended my engagement last night. My head. My fucking head.

Private to Ernie
Um. Hello.

Apr. 20th, 2014

Twentieth of April

Private to Portia
Well congratulations, hero of the hour. You may have just saved your career.

Apr. 8th, 2014

Eighth of April

Private to Alicia
Really? Really?

Private to Ernie
We need to do a better job monitoring clients on these journals so we can stop them before they do idiotic things.

Dec. 2nd, 2013

sabina #2

Private to Astoria
Just checking in that you have everything for the bridal shower and hen night sorted, darling! Wouldn't want anything to fall through the cracks.

Kisses!

Nov. 25th, 2013

Twenty-Fifth of November

Private
Stella and Portia are making me so rich that I could almost say 'sod my parents' and let myself get disowned but--
Private to Astoria
Might I offer a bit of friendly advice?

Sep. 3rd, 2013

Third of September

Bloody fingerprints? When did we stumble into a crime procedural on the wireless? I mean, honestly.

Jul. 31st, 2013

Thirty-first of July

Looks like a certain bubbly waitress is going to need a damn good lawyer. Where is Idris Robards when you need him, hmm?

May. 6th, 2013

Sabina #1

Could someone explain to me why the DMLE thinks it is a good plan to release a murderous werewolf onto our streets? And explain it quickly before my sister realizes I've taken her journal.

Apr. 15th, 2013

Fifteenth of April.

Xavier Orpington is the Sexiest Wizard of the Year according to Witch Weekly. Really. Meanwhile the Prophet continues to write about him as though he hung the stars, while he continues to make no discernable contributions to the community at all. Now, I know I say this as a publicist and therefore someone who has a healthy level of contempt for the press corps, but the quality of journalism in this country is absolutely unbelievable.

That's unbelievably bad, lest you be confused.